Who's back there?  WHO?!  ANYONE could be back there, looking at my sweatervest.
This is the sort of trauma men are subject to at public urinals. Craning your neck around to see who’s back there would be far too conspicuous a motion. You stand there, looking straight ahead, vulnerable. Anyone in the world could walk through that restroom door. Anyone in the world could stand behind you. Anyone in the world could be looking at your sweater vest. And you would never know.

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About John D. Moore

Writer, cartoonist, filmmaker, and student of Japanese language, literature, and cinema at the University of Utah.

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  1. I’ve actually been seriously considering adding sweater vests to my burgeoning wardrobe. We are rather vulnerable whilst “draining the dragon”.

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